DOGE: Five reasons that prove I am a real person receiving Social Security benefits.
1. Purchased 10 shares of Bluebird Bio stock: NASDAQ (BLUE) at $4.88 Manufacturer of Clonazepam, it is surely a good investment (4 hours).
2. Visited Tractor Supply watching baby chicks and ducklings in remembrance of days on the farm (four hours).
3. Traveled 120 miles round trip to get affordable dental care (eight hours).
4. Wasted time looking for employers that would hire a retired veteran (eight hours).
5. Wasted more time in hopes DOGE would provide five examples that they are real (16 hours).
6. Spent 20 hours overtime trying to get my user ID and password correct to enter “My Social Security” (this of all others prove I’m a real person).
